Marshal J. Crackenpot

TV televangelist Marshall J. Crackenpot only cares about 3 things in the whole word ... sex, money and power! Right out of high school he began spreading the word of "God" and reaping the rewards! His TV program, "The Crakenpot Show" has been running for over a decade and now airs 4 times daily! To most the world he is a holy man, to those who know him he is much more, having ownership in various endeavors from porn sites to sex toys, he even financed the beginning of "Benito Spangler's" gentleman's club almost a decade ago. He alway has a beautiful woman on his arm for image as well as a carrying drugs! His one generosity is the way he pays all the bills of his cousin Olie McNeil, in return for a safe and secret place to get high!

Played by Daniel Roberts